The Princess Series by Marc Bilgrey
These two humorous fantasy novels were originally published in hardcover by Five Star Books,
and are now available as ebooks in Kindle format from Amazon.com for only 99 cents each.
Al Breen is an unemployed New York actor who wants to spend a quiet summer on Cape Cod writing a play. But his plans are interrupted by a talking cat who zaps him into a medieval world where Al is mistaken for a brave warrior (hey, it could happen to anyone). Al is then forced by a king to undertake a dangerous quest to rescue a beautiful princess. (Why don't beautiful princesses have better security?) Al and his new partner, Nigel, an inexperienced knight, must battle a whole host of horrifying creatures, including evil trolls, a monstrous dragon, and other scary things too numerous to mention.
“…a series of amusing adventures involving trolls, dragons, elves, wizards and dental floss.”—Publishers Weekly
“Laughs, thrills, suspense, and the product of a truly wild imagination. You’ll love the book.”—William F. Nolan, Author of Logan’s Run
Readers who like a lighthearted fantasy filled with slapstick humor, witty repartee and a hero who knows he is a nerd will adore this unusual, original and charming tale.—Harriet Klausner, Alternative Worlds
“…A delightful tale...a laugh a minute....”—Shaiha, Love Romances.com
“Quite funny...very entertaining....”—Don Damassa, Fantasy Reviews
Buy And Don't Forget To Rescue The Princess for 99 cents.
The heroes of And Don’t Forget to Rescue the Princess return in another action-packed humorous fantasy! In this long-awaited book (especially by the people the author owes money to), unemployed actor, Al Breen, is once again zapped by a wizard into a medieval world where he is then forced, by a King, to undergo a new, dangerous quest to rescue yet another beautiful princess. (Nobody seems to guard these princesses at all!) Reunited with Nigel the Nervous Knight, Al must confront a whole different set of lifethreatening adversaries, including a deadly ogre, creepy fairies, a nasty giant, and a group of hungry goblins, who want to eat them for dinner (a la carte).
“This is a light hearted fantasy romp that doesn't take itself or anything else seriously. .... it's fun.”—Piers Anthony, author of The Xanth series
“Readers who like the wackiness of the Xanth tales without the puns will enjoy this fun farcical fantasy.”—Harriet Klausner, Alternative Worlds
“Bilgrey keeps the pace moving quickly through this brief romp of a humorous fantasy novel, and stuffs each page with one-liners and danger.”—Publishers Weekly
“His (Marc Bilgrey’s) hero might not be any good at handling two-edged swords, but one-liners are a wicked weapon in his hand (Or make that mouth.)”—Marvin Kaye, Space and Time Magazine
“…it’s a likeable, light fantasy adventure with liberal doses of the absurd.”—Don D’Ammassa
“A quick, fun read.”—Lisa Baca, Romance Reviews Today
Buy And Don't Forget To Rescue The Other Princess for only 99 cents.